Well we are midway thru Milfmonth and yknow I was thinking…someone should let all these MILFVixen.com super-sluts know that I declared it Milfmonth and other than the Issac Hayes tribute I have done what I can to encourage the world to appreciate the glory of a milf all the more…
Then maybe I can luck out and find myself not only midway into Milf-month but maybe I can score and get midway between a couple of those milfs.
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft!) You’re damn right… You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother–(Shut your mouth) But I’m talkin’ about Shaft (Then we can dig it)…
All the Milf’s at MILFVixen.com as well as throughout the rest of the world are in mourning this week because the man that made the music that made the legend of Shaft (as well as Chocolate Salty Balls) is dead…RIP Isaac Hayes
Vivacious MILFVixen.com starlet Vicky Vette shows in style again some of the best attributes of a hot milf in this sizzling threesome…
Gender stereotypes hold milf fans as being guys who want to score with these older chicks yet she breaks the stereotype by indulging the chicks of the world who want a hot milf to play with and taste while also getting the man-meat she craves….the best of both worlds for Vicky.
Quick MILFVixen.com milf quiz:
What do a certain blue-eyed crooners cum deposit and a former Spice Girl; both of whom achieve milf status, have in common?
Black boots. They both sang songs of milfs on the prowl…one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you…in your dreams anyways.
Today for MILF Month, MILFVixen.com extends many heartfelt thanks to Nina Hartley for all the years that we have been able to masturbate to her sexually liberated milf adventures…
Now she surfs the wave of milfdom into gilfdom, and I bet she will stay hot enough to give us at least another ten or twenty years pleasure.
This month being Milfmonth is a great time for MILFVixen.com to clear up a common misconception when defining a milf…Your general average (dare I say boring) 30 something woman even if she is hot is not necessarily a milf…to get that extra title of milf requires some extra drives and priorities
Lani Lane demonstrates that above all else…even age, hotness, sluttiness and core sexuality…to truly be a milf the total key is cock appreciation. A milf craves cock constantly and with the same fervor as a man in the desert craves water.
Of all the milfs in all the world, super-hot slut Holly Halston has to have one of the best pairs of tits around. Two perfect mounds of mammarific pleasure that would look even more perfect with a big cock pumping in between them.
As part of MILF month we’re proud to honor the best boobs in the biz and highly recommend you cum visit MILFVixen.com for a treat-filled taste of what lies behind those yellow bikini briefs
So since it’s offically now Milfmonth; MILFVixen.com will take turns introducing some of their hottest models. First off Milf super-slut supremo Vicky Vette…guys joke about chicks who can suck golfballs thru a garden hose…Vicy can suck a bowling ball thru a straw….
Here we see that her pussy control is as good as her oral skills while she shows the all out slutty stylez that make her the obvious choice to be the first Milf honored here as we kick off the milf festivities. Don’t forget if you have a hot milf on your street this is the month to present her with flowers…no of course her husband won’t mind.
Welcome to August…Dictionary.com defines August as 1. inspiring reverence or admiration; of supreme dignity or grandeur; majestic: an august performance…2. venerable; eminent: an august personage. Other than being definitions for August do you know what else they have in common ?
Look at some MILFVixen.com chicks…go ahead, click the link, I will wait……ok back ? Now compare these words above to the pics and vids you just looked at. Each word that defines August is also a synonym or adjective for a milf. Soooo as King of the Kingdom in my own head I am hereby declaring August to be MilfMonth.
It seems that every phenomena comes with a syndrome as a consequence, and milf’s are a phenomenon unto themselves
Well MILFVixen.com has realized that the abundance of milfs combined with nursery rhymes read to us when young about naughty lads has led to what I call the Jack Horner pie syndrome.